Billy Bob was out shopping in the mall when he bumped into his friend Bubba outside a jewelry store. Billy Bob noticed that Bubba had a small gift-wrapped box in a sack in his hand, so he asked, “Say Bubba, whatchya got there in that there sack?”
Bubba replied, “Well now, ya’ see I up and asked Betsy Lou what she wanted for her birthday and told me, “Somethin’ with lots of diamonds in it.”
“So whudya’ git her?,” Billy Bob asked.
Bubba stuck out his chest and proudly replied with a big smile, “I bought her a brand new deck a cards!”