The ultimate spud gun

Man, if I had owned one of these back when I was 16 or so … Hmmmm, I wonder if this guy can have one of these delivered to my house by Christmas? … Laser-sighted, of course. … Or should I just hold out and wait for this model to go into production? Oh, by the way, Don, Penny, what do we do with any extra potatoes we have “left over” from the Impact lunch? … This sort of ‘toy’ brings out the adolescent in a man.